Gotcha

In the words of the Sun, "Gotcha!"

This sums it all up

This posting on Youtube seems to sum up everything concerning MPs' expenses fiddles

Boo the Buggers!

From here on in, I think it behoves us all to BOO very loudly whenever a Labour politician tries to make a speech. It has been apparent for some time that anything spouted in public by a Labour politician ia bound to be completely untrue, so the next time one appears near you, hopimg for a photo-opportunity, start booing loudly and making rude gestures, so it does not help the MSM by editing out the sound of booing.

Of course, politicians of other persuasions are not much better, but they should be allowed to speak before being booed! 

Brown Stained

It is with great pleasure I (belatedly) report that Guido Fawkes, aka Paul Staines, has nailed the odious Damien MacBride for sending out false email smears about various Tory grandees and their families. What a hoon!

I suppose that with his fingers crossed "apology" to a camera crew in Glasgow, the Snotgoblin thinks that the world believes that he had nothing to do with it. Far be from me to accuse him of any complicity but,  really......

Still, all of this agro seems to be taking its toll on the Dear Leader. It could not happen to a more deserving hoon

Looks like nobody likes the Dear Leader now

When Crash Gordon appeared at the European Parliament there were some speeches along the lines of, "What a tosser you are". Beware of low flying Nokias!!

Here are two of them. We need people like this in Westminster

Nigel Farage of UKIP

Dan Hannan Conservative

WIHIH

The England Rugby Union played very well today against France (34-10) but they still lack the ruthlessnes to absolutely crush them, which they should have done. If they had played like this against Wales or Ireland, they would have demolished them. Consistency, please gentlemen!

England at it again

I cannot watch any more. The English Rugby prima donnas are giving the game against Ireland away by giving away endless penalties. PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE Jonno, please drop these idiots once and for all and fine them their match fees!

Stable door

So the monocular Caledonian Cretin thinks that the bankers have been naughty, dishing out too much money, and should be our servants and not our masters, eh? I wonder who he thinks let them do it in the first place?

Please re-arrange the following words into a well know phrase or saying:

Stable after the bolted has shutting horse the door.

Getting better slowly

This weekend, England at least looked like a team that wanted to play Rugby against Wales, in fact all of the best moves were English. But, as usual, they were let down by the idiotic sin binning of two players and some senseless penaties. Without these, England would have won!

For goodness sake, Jonno, STOP PICKING THESE IDIOTS!

Absolute Crap

The England Rugby team do not seem to have learnt anything from last year's debacle. They are still too slow to get the ball away from the ruck, they still kick away all decent possession and, worst of all, they still keep giving away senseless penaties. They only beat Italy because they were crap as well, and even then, the score flattered them.

Jonno, please get rid of all the prima donnas, this is getting just like soccer! You might as well pick Old Wankorians A XV to represent England (All the names in this post are fictitious, apart from Jonno!)