England at it again

I cannot watch any more. The English Rugby prima donnas are giving the game against Ireland away by giving away endless penalties. PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE Jonno, please drop these idiots once and for all and fine them their match fees!

Stable door

So the monocular Caledonian Cretin thinks that the bankers have been naughty, dishing out too much money, and should be our servants and not our masters, eh? I wonder who he thinks let them do it in the first place?

Please re-arrange the following words into a well know phrase or saying:

Stable after the bolted has shutting horse the door.

Getting better slowly

This weekend, England at least looked like a team that wanted to play Rugby against Wales, in fact all of the best moves were English. But, as usual, they were let down by the idiotic sin binning of two players and some senseless penaties. Without these, England would have won!

For goodness sake, Jonno, STOP PICKING THESE IDIOTS!

Absolute Crap

The England Rugby team do not seem to have learnt anything from last year's debacle. They are still too slow to get the ball away from the ruck, they still kick away all decent possession and, worst of all, they still keep giving away senseless penaties. They only beat Italy because they were crap as well, and even then, the score flattered them.

Jonno, please get rid of all the prima donnas, this is getting just like soccer! You might as well pick Old Wankorians A XV to represent England (All the names in this post are fictitious, apart from Jonno!)

Jeremy doesn't like Gordon, apparently!

At an Australian press conference promoting Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson described The Dear Leader as "a one-eyed, Scottish idiot".

While I don't approve of mocking the affflicted,  and some of my best friends are Scottish, I think the remark is grossly unfair to idiots!

What a tit!

Gordon Brown has compared himself to the artist Titian!

Well, he is half right. He is a complete and total TIT!

The New Hope?

It is done now, and Barrack Obama has been installed as the latest American President.

The whole world seems to be celebrating over this fact, and he does seem to offer some hope. My only fear is that he will turn out to be like Tony the Phoney Blair and just be a good orator while leaving the running of the country to a bunch of malevolent incompetents who ruin the place. At least he does not seemingly have his own equivalent of Gordon Brown to wreck everything, but I would not mind betting Hilary Clinton will turn out to be a disaster. This could be his plan, of course, to make sure she can never run for President. If so, hats off to him.

I sincerely hope I am wrong in all these suppositions, but I have more than a sneaking suspicion that I am not!

Serves him right

I see Boris Johnson. Mayor of London,  got done for not paying his congestion charge. Serves him right for not abolishing it the moment he came to power!!

Blubber power

I saw this story linked to from Theo Spark's blog Last of the Few.

It appears some cosmetic surgeon is being investigated for using the blubber extracted from his clients during liposuction to make bio-diesel to power his 4x4.

It seems to me that the government (that's a laugh calling that shambles a government) has missed a trick here. If everyone were compulsorily weighed once a month, and everyone whose Body Mass Index exceeded goverment targets was forced to undergo liposuction, then any supposed fossil fuel problem would be over! Think of all the other advantages:

• Gormless Gordon could get on with the job of saving the world
• Badger Darling could raises tax on peoples' own blubber (plus VAT at 15%)
• Jackboot Jacqui could be even more draconian and make life even worse for hard-working families (chavs would be exempt from the process, of course)
• Health Gauleiter Johnson could make the health fascists feel even more smug

Every one wins, except for the Great British Public, naturally!

Oh what a surprise!

It appears that the goverment (and I used that term in its loosest possible sense) has been fibbing yet again. It turns out that windmills will not be the answer to a maiden's prayer after all and we shall still have to use coal and nuclear power