Micawber or Mugabe

I can never decide whether Gordon Brown reminds me of Mr Micawber or Robert Mugabe

One was always waiting for something to turn up and hoping for the best and the other stole all the assets from hardworking people to reward all his cronies, who promptly went and wasted them.

On second thoughts, he seems like a combination of the two, but maybe without the charisma!

Witches and Wizards

It appears that JK Rowling has finally become unhinged by all that dosh she has earned from what I think are very boring and weird books, and has donated a million squids to ZanuLabour. All I can say is that we knew what to do with witches and wizards in the good old days!