Wednesday, 15 December 2010
Friday, 3 December 2010
Friday, 22 October 2010
Wednesday, 15 September 2010
Thursday, 9 September 2010
Wednesday, 4 August 2010
Sunday, 11 July 2010
Sunday, 27 June 2010
THERE ARE STILL MANY, MANY CRETINS OUT THERE
Tuesday, 11 May 2010
Friday, 7 May 2010
Sunday, 28 March 2010
The Dear Leader is trying to emulate Phoney Tony by making 5 pledges that will be instantly broken in the unfortunate event of him being elected. There is no meat on the bones so it seems only fair to help him out by adding a few contents.
Secure the recovery
We will attempt to sort out the mess we have made of the economy and, in the process, bugger it up even more.
Raise family standards
Except when you:
- Work in the private sector
- Drive a car
- Enjoy a pint
- Eat food not approved by Nanny
- Go on holiday
Build a high tech economy
We will cover the entire country in windmills, except in Layabout voting areas.
Protect frontline services
Strengthen fairness in the community
We don't want all those poor hard done by benefit scroungers having to do any work, they may not have the energy left to vote for us. We will just pile a few more taxes on those mugs who are prepared to work for a living.
Thursday, 25 February 2010
Thursday, 11 February 2010
It has been announce that the useless, venal Geoff (Buff) Hoon is to stand down as an M.P. at the next election.
Given that, in the blogosphere, the word "hoon" has come to represent the same word as "berk" does, but without any possible faux-friendly connotation, we will need a new word to describe the useless politicians and their followers that is equally brusque and descriptive. Any ideas?
Friday, 22 January 2010
Sunday, 3 January 2010
To start the New Year of with a swing, I think we should suggest some equally useful subjects for Ph.D. projects. My suggestion is as follows:-
A study of auditory experience of flatus in a dermatological aqueous detergent solution
This study tests the hypothesis that the noises made by a fart in the bath depends on the food consumed to source the gas. A series of experiments was carried out using volunteers who consumed solely baked beans or brussel sprouts or chicken vindaloo. Their ablutions were monitored for audio volume and tone of the fart bubbles. It was concluded that there was no correlation between food consumed and audio volume or tone of the farts in the bath. However, a strong correlation between tone and volume and the juxtaposition of buttocks, thighs and (where appropriate) dangly bits was noted. The results also suggest that a further study should be made as to the filtering effect of bath water on farts with respect to global warming"
That last sentence should provide provide another three years funding for research into AGW
I am sure some amongst you bloggers can come up with more imaginative research projects to waste money on as well. Any ideas? A subject would be good, and an abstract even better..