Thursday, 17 December 2009

The broom closet

MacDoom really is trying to convince the world he IS a one-eye Scottish idiot. Here he is leading Gore the Bore into what might well be the broom cupboard!

Nicked from Guido Fawkes

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

If only....

There has been a tendency over the past to name inns and hotels after historical events. Let us hope this one is pre-cognitive!

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

So that is it, then?

So Boy David, the Heir to Blair, does not want my vote then? He, like Blair has reneged on a promise to hold a referendum on the Lisbon Treaty. a.k.a Constitution. This will be VERY, VERY bad for the UK and the British way of life. There is no reason why a referendum cannot be held and the certain result of an overwhelming NO used as a very strong bargaining chip!

Therefore, although I was going to hold my nose and vote Tory this time, there can only be one way to vote now, UKIP. If it means another 5 years of New Labour, so be it! Actually, they will be lucky to last a year before the revolution comes.

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Thomas the Tank Engine

The other day, I was waiting at home for a parcel to be delivered and I was getting bored with reading and surfing so I put the TV on in the middle of the day. Little did I realise what rubbish is on daytime TV; those who complain about or mock it are fully justified.

As we get our TV service via Virgin Media cable, I went to the TV on Demand service. While flipping through the choices, I noticed a whole series of Thomas the Tank Engine episodes. I used to love my parents reading the Rev Audrey's stories about railway engines to me at bedtime, and our kids loved us to read the same stories to them.

I decided to watch one of the episodes and there he was, my favourite tank engine. It was about a childrens' firework party. The script said that the children loved climbing onto Thomas and he loved to stand and watch the children playing! Crikey, I thought to myself. I hope he has been CRB checked!!

See Thomas here :-)

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Read this, Gordon, you moron

It appears that at least some people know how to get out of recession. The Swedish Government are proposing an income tax cut, and a cut in public spending to boost employment in the private sector.

Are you reading this, Gorgon, or your puppet Alistair? Or even David Cameron or Georgie Porgie Osborne?

Wednesday, 26 August 2009

Our Dan at it again

This time on Internet TV

Why isn't he Prime Minister in Waiting?

Wednesday, 19 August 2009

We could do with a few more Mayors like this

The Blair/Brown Terror's hope that, by having a load of directly elected Mayors, this would expand their disastrous hegemony still further seems to have gone rather wrong. Firstly, we have Boris making far less of a mess of London that Captain Newt, and now we have this guy, Peter Davies, Mayor of Doncaster and an English Democrat.

Here is a list of his priorities, taken straight from the local goverment site at Doncaster. There is hope yet!!

Progress / Key decisions since taking office

· Appointed a mixed Cabinet of committed Councillors

· Cut Mayor's salary from around £73,000 to £30,000 per year

· Axed Mayor's chauffeur driven car (approximately £6,000)

· Stopped future funding for gay pride event (£3,000)

· Stopped council newspaper Doncaster News

· Directed that two children's social worker posts be reinstated at Doncaster Royal Infirmary to specifically assist children in hospital and to help detect abuse

· Axed membership of Local Government Association and Local Government Information Unit (approximately £80,000)

· Where possible, stopped funding for translation services and instead encourage people to learn English

· Cut twinning ties with five towns saving approximately £4,000+

· Written to the Electoral Commission to cut the number of Councillors from 63 to 21 which could save upwards of £1,000,000

Future priorities

· Lower Council Tax by cutting extortionate levels of bureaucracy and other waste

· End malpractice and mismanagement in the council

· Hold a referendum on the Mayoral governance of Doncaster

· Reduce the number of councillors from 63 to 21

· Conduct a review of the A638 Quality Bus Corridor and the traffic mayhem around the Dome

· Scrap politically correct non-jobs and encourage the former employees to seek meaningful employment

· Encourage every school to opt out of local authority control – money should go directly to schools to raise deteriorating educational standards

· Ensure police concentrate resources on catching criminals

· Introduce zero tolerance of anti-social behaviour and impose penalties for such everyday practices as using foul language in public and spitting in the street

· Halt the architectural vandalism of Doncaster and protect the town’s heritage

Election countdown

Unless the Dark Lord of the Sith can find a way of stopping it, this is the maximum time before we have a General Election and remove the Brown/Blair/Mandleson Terror once and for all, I hope

Thursday, 16 July 2009

Nigel strikes again

Nigel Farage lambasts the EUSSR yet again. Fabulous stuff!!

Wednesday, 1 July 2009

Will the idiots in the HoC never learn

What on earth persuaded anyone to put Gorbals Mick up for a peerage, and why didn't the Queen just say "No"? I believe she has some options in the matter when such a request is made.

The Great British Unwashed are absolutely sick of incompetence and greed being rewarded at the highest (or should that be the lowest?) level. I think the powers that be had better think again, if they do not want the riots on the streets that David Ceameron is so worried about!

Monday, 8 June 2009

Latest downfall video

Our Dear Leader celebrates Labour's success in the 2009 Euro elections:

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

The etymology of "hoon"

Some of you may have seen the word "hoon" appearing in various blogs and other articles. In case any of you were wondering what it means and how it was derived, I will tell you.

It is, of course, derived from the name of Geoff "Buff" Hoon, one of the most odious of the odious hoons that make up the present (2009) Labour government. But what does it mean, you ask?

It is basically the same word as berk is in Cockney ryhming slang, except that you can call someone a berk, in faux offensive manner, whereas if you call someone a hoon, you really mean it!

If you do not know what berk means, think Berkhampstead (not Berkeley, that is American) Hunt!

Tuesday, 19 May 2009


In the words of the Sun, "Gotcha!"

Sunday, 10 May 2009

This sums it all up

This posting on Youtube seems to sum up everything concerning MPs' expenses fiddles

Monday, 20 April 2009

Boo the Buggers!

From here on in, I think it behoves us all to BOO very loudly whenever a Labour politician tries to make a speech. It has been apparent for some time that anything spouted in public by a Labour politician ia bound to be completely untrue, so the next time one appears near you, hopimg for a photo-opportunity, start booing loudly and making rude gestures, so it does not help the MSM by editing out the sound of booing.

Of course, politicians of other persuasions are not much better, but they should be allowed to speak before being booed! 

Friday, 17 April 2009

Brown Stained

It is with great pleasure I (belatedly) report that Guido Fawkes, aka Paul Staines, has nailed the odious Damien MacBride for sending out false email smears about various Tory grandees and their families. What a hoon!

I suppose that with his fingers crossed "apology" to a camera crew in Glasgow, the Snotgoblin thinks that the world believes that he had nothing to do with it. Far be from me to accuse him of any complicity but,  really......

Still, all of this agro seems to be taking its toll on the Dear Leader. It could not happen to a more deserving hoon

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Looks like nobody likes the Dear Leader now

When Crash Gordon appeared at the European Parliament there were some speeches along the lines of, "What a tosser you are". Beware of low flying Nokias!!

Here are two of them. We need people like this in Westminster

Nigel Farage of UKIP

Dan Hannan Conservative

Sunday, 15 March 2009


The England Rugby Union played very well today against France (34-10) but they still lack the ruthlessnes to absolutely crush them, which they should have done. If they had played like this against Wales or Ireland, they would have demolished them. Consistency, please gentlemen!

Saturday, 28 February 2009

England at it again

I cannot watch any more. The English Rugby prima donnas are giving the game against Ireland away by giving away endless penalties. PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE Jonno, please drop these idiots once and for all and fine them their match fees!

Sunday, 22 February 2009

Stable door

So the monocular Caledonian Cretin thinks that the bankers have been naughty, dishing out too much money, and should be our servants and not our masters, eh? I wonder who he thinks let them do it in the first place?

Please re-arrange the following words into a well know phrase or saying:

Stable after the bolted has shutting horse the door.

Monday, 16 February 2009

Getting better slowly

This weekend, England at least looked like a team that wanted to play Rugby against Wales, in fact all of the best moves were English. But, as usual, they were let down by the idiotic sin binning of two players and some senseless penaties. Without these, England would have won!

For goodness sake, Jonno, STOP PICKING THESE IDIOTS!

Saturday, 7 February 2009

Absolute Crap

The England Rugby team do not seem to have learnt anything from last year's debacle. They are still too slow to get the ball away from the ruck, they still kick away all decent possession and, worst of all, they still keep giving away senseless penaties. They only beat Italy because they were crap as well, and even then, the score flattered them.

Jonno, please get rid of all the prima donnas, this is getting just like soccer! You might as well pick Old Wankorians A XV to represent England (All the names in this post are fictitious, apart from Jonno!)

Friday, 6 February 2009

Jeremy doesn't like Gordon, apparently!

At an Australian press conference promoting Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson described The Dear Leader as "a one-eyed, Scottish idiot".

While I don't approve of mocking the affflicted,  and some of my best friends are Scottish, I think the remark is grossly unfair to idiots!

Sunday, 1 February 2009

What a tit!

Gordon Brown has compared himself to the artist Titian!

Well, he is half right. He is a complete and total TIT!

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

The New Hope?

It is done now, and Barrack Obama has been installed as the latest American President.

The whole world seems to be celebrating over this fact, and he does seem to offer some hope. My only fear is that he will turn out to be like Tony the Phoney Blair and just be a good orator while leaving the running of the country to a bunch of malevolent incompetents who ruin the place. At least he does not seemingly have his own equivalent of Gordon Brown to wreck everything, but I would not mind betting Hilary Clinton will turn out to be a disaster. This could be his plan, of course, to make sure she can never run for President. If so, hats off to him.

I sincerely hope I am wrong in all these suppositions, but I have more than a sneaking suspicion that I am not!

Thursday, 8 January 2009

Serves him right

I see Boris Johnson. Mayor of London,  got done for not paying his congestion charge. Serves him right for not abolishing it the moment he came to power!!