England at it again

I cannot watch any more. The English Rugby prima donnas are giving the game against Ireland away by giving away endless penalties. PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE Jonno, please drop these idiots once and for all and fine them their match fees!

Stable door

So the monocular Caledonian Cretin thinks that the bankers have been naughty, dishing out too much money, and should be our servants and not our masters, eh? I wonder who he thinks let them do it in the first place?

Please re-arrange the following words into a well know phrase or saying:

Stable after the bolted has shutting horse the door.

Getting better slowly

This weekend, England at least looked like a team that wanted to play Rugby against Wales, in fact all of the best moves were English. But, as usual, they were let down by the idiotic sin binning of two players and some senseless penaties. Without these, England would have won!

For goodness sake, Jonno, STOP PICKING THESE IDIOTS!

Absolute Crap

The England Rugby team do not seem to have learnt anything from last year's debacle. They are still too slow to get the ball away from the ruck, they still kick away all decent possession and, worst of all, they still keep giving away senseless penaties. They only beat Italy because they were crap as well, and even then, the score flattered them.

Jonno, please get rid of all the prima donnas, this is getting just like soccer! You might as well pick Old Wankorians A XV to represent England (All the names in this post are fictitious, apart from Jonno!)

Jeremy doesn't like Gordon, apparently!

At an Australian press conference promoting Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson described The Dear Leader as "a one-eyed, Scottish idiot".

While I don't approve of mocking the affflicted,  and some of my best friends are Scottish, I think the remark is grossly unfair to idiots!

What a tit!

Gordon Brown has compared himself to the artist Titian!

Well, he is half right. He is a complete and total TIT!