Happy Independence Day to any American surfer who should come across this blog.
In spite of what some goons in this country say, the majority of people are only too happy to deal with you. You do do many things wrong, from driving on the wrong side of the road upwards, you do do so much right as well. You vote a slightly wonky president into power, but we voted (not) a complete imbecile to be our Glorious Leader.
I hope you all enjoy your day. The Missus and I are meeting up with my son and American daughter-in-law later today, and we shall have a good time.