It will soon be illegal to be a white Englishman

It would appear that Harridan Harperson, ZanuLabour harpie of some renown, is preparing the ground to make being a white Englishman an offence, or at least a taxable item (I don't suppose it will apply to the so-called Celtic races, even though nearly all of them are of the same basic stock i.e. Scandinavian, as many English) . Time to change government and government thinking completely, methinks, not just watered down Blue Labour!

What's wrong with you all?

That is what out of touch junior minister Tom Harris asked?

If he has to ask, he has not got a clue. Let's see now:

• We have a bunch of self-serving, mendacious, treacherous buffoons running the country
• The alternative to the above bunch are only slightly better
• Our economy has been ruined over the last 10 years
• Our education system has been ruined over the last 10 years
• Our armed forces have been ruined over the last 30 years (Yes even Maggie is guilty here)
  
• We are being made to feel guilty for even existing, if we are English WASPs
• Our taxes are being wasted hand over fist by a bunch of corrupt incompetents in this country and in the EU
• Our leaders are trying to subsume our identity into a European one

Is that enough to be going on with. I am sure anyone with a brain out there could add some more. Doh!

Oh what a great idea!

Vince Cable, caretaker leader of the Illiberal Non-democrats, has suggested the way to solve Northern Rock's financial woes is to nationalise it. Vince, my lad, are you a complete idiot? Don't you remember what happened last time something big was nationalised? Here is a clue, we are still suffering from it after nearly 60 years

Walls against millipedes

When I saw the news that a German town was building a wall to keep out millipedes I thought they had decided to keep that obnoxious little twerp David Milliband (aka Miilipede) out. No such luck, they were really trying to keep an invasion of the many legged beasties away! I think I would prefer the millipedes to Milliband and those of his ilk. Less slimy!

Well I never

A Liberal councillor created quite a stir and a few resignations when it was revealed she led a double life as a strippogram.

If you ask me, it is stranger to find a Liberal of normal sexual persuasion (I assume she is :-)