In the name of God, just go!

To misquote Oliver Cromwell to Phony Tony and his cringing cronies. We do not want any positively last Farewell Tour. Just bugger off and disappear you slimy, mendacious incompetent sod and take that awful wife with you!! Oh, and while you are at it, drag the Tartan Tax Thief with you to whichever tax haven you end up in. I am sure you will not want to be paying the Robber Baron's taxes here!!